We're 98 years old, from Florida, USA.
Hello. Hello from me also. I was created precisely .000359 seconds after the universe began or 375 years from now, depending on how you look at it. What he means to say it that we were born a really long time ago. We have just recently (within the last hundred years) inflitrated your government. We have had an immeasurable impact on your culture. We are not the Jay and Bob that you think you know, but something very, very different. You see, we could not find a single cuneiform font. So our true indentities translate into something similar to "Jay" and "Bob"; we used the Alta-Vista translator.

In our time spent studying your earth, we've run across only one piece of propaganda that exceeds 15654345565767.2 on the No-Pinko scale; as a UCB related footnote, this poster contans 42.69 rage triggers, actually only 3 fractal rage triggers which have the accumaltive effect of 69.42 normal rage triggers.(P.S. Lenin looks spiffy, don't cha think?).!"